23 March 2012

Battleship: The Movie... really?


A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals.

What the fuck will Hollywood think of next?


In Dubai stands the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world. Out of the thousands of residents and visitors, one man who lives in one of the apartments meets the women of his dreams, while his friend aches for his father's approval, and another dreams to reconcile with his divorced wife and kids.But when the building starts collapsing, slowly, surely, and methodically, it's a race against time to escape. What will these men do before the end? Will they make it to the bottom floor and escape before the entire building crashes down on top of them? - JENGA! "It's only a matter of time"


*Godsmack music plays* This summer, THERE - building crumbles- IS -mid air grab- NO -bridge collapses- DEADLIER -helicopter gun battle- GAME -car explodes and flips- THAN -Jason Statham kicks guy off scaffolding- ... Chutes and Ladders "Get Rung!" 2013


Jude Law stars as Professor Archibald Tic along with Michael Cera as his best student, Jack Tac. They team up to fight the elusive Triple O gang, but they don't have enough manpower to take them down! Along the way, they meet up with fiery Emma Stone as Camille Toe, and she doesn't know who she loves the most! Will this love triangle line up to solve the crime or will they scatter into their own separate ways and lose ... forever? - Tic Tac Toe "Three Strikes You Win!"

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